Happy takes out the phone, gives a mischievous look at the phone and dials the number. The phone at the other end rings for half a minute, then the lady( who stays somewhere inside the network) says: THE VODAFONE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO CALL IS CURRENTLY BUSY, PLEASE CALL AFTER SOMETIME.

Happy redials the number and the call gets connected.

Happy: Is this MS. Googly?

*Googly: Yeah.

Happy: Hi, this is RJ Kidilam Firoz of BigFM, calling from the programme Traffic-jam.

Googly: OK...!!!

Happy: Your friend *PKB gave this number, in this programme you can share some funny moment that happened to you. You have 3 minutes, think about something.

Googly: Funny moment!!! Oh god...!!! I cant remember anything...!!! Nothing of that sort happened...!!!
{Googly calls out her sister, sis i got a call from the BigFM, PKB gave my number... Sounding so excited she yells out sis come over here}

Happy: PKB told that you people had your school reunion recently, may be you can share something interesting that happened on that day.

Googly: Naah...!!! { From her sound we can sense that she was so suprised, shocked & blah blah...}

Happy: May be you can cook up some story.

Googly: Cook up?!?!?! Sorry i m not good at it.

Finally{May be with the help of her Intelligent sister, who was standing beside her} she comes out with an incident.

Googly: Ok, i got one & starts to narrate.

Happy: Wait a minute mam, get yourself ready in 10 seconds. After 10 seconds you will hear a BEEP sound & you will go ON AIR.

Googly: ON AIR???

Happy: I mean LIVE.

Googly: Ok Ok

After a few seconds, Happy pressed some key in the mobile to give the BEEP sound.

Happy: Goodevenings, you are now listeing to BigFM. This is Kidilam Firoz with you in Traffic-Jam. We have a caller on-line. She will be sharing a Funny moment that happened to her.
So Googly, share your experience.

Googly: Ok, this Happened about 3 years ago. Me with my family were traveling in the Delhi-Metro for the first time. We didnt know about how to take the tickets & all. Somehow with the help from Delhi-Metro people we took the Tickets to our destination & we were heading towards the destination in the metro. When we reached the Station, Me & my two sisters got down. But my parents were talking to some uncle & by the time they decided to get down, the doors were closed & train had already started moving.

Happy: { Visualising the scene in Karan Johar Style. Parents helplessly looking at their poor little Kids stranded in an unknown place through the GLASS window of the slowly moving METRO train}

Googly: We could make out that mom was Shouting at her highest peak & was signing us not to move anywhere...!!!

Happy: Laughing out loudly, that was a good one. Hope you girls obeyed to your mom's instructions. Ok then, do you want us to play any song for you?

Googly: Yeah, Song Vizhi Moodhi { Pronouncing it wrongly} from the tamil Movie Ayan.

Happy: Thanks for calling, your request will be played. Buhbye.
Happy was laughing out like a MAD MAN unable to control the laugh, water was coming out from the eyes & also the stomach was aching...!!! Slowly he came to senses & went to take a bath. When Happy returned after bath, found few misscalls from an unknown land number. Happy guessed, it might be from the Googly.

Happy tried to call back Googly, but she didnt attend the calls. Then he called PKB, he was laughing while taking the call.

PKB: Hey man you should have told me before, i had to tell that its your number. She called me & was very angry with me for giving her number to radio. But i had to admit that i never gave her number to anyone. Then only she narrated the whole thing. Man, you are great...!!! She really thought it was from the radio.

After a few minutes, Googly calls Happy.

Happy: Goodevenings, Kidilam Firoz here.

Googly: I would like to talk to Happy.

Happy: Ok... wait a second... Hi Googly, so how are you?

Googly: Hmmm... You fooled me because i was poor innocent harmless girl right???

Happy: Hehehehe... :D

The conversation continued, at first she was very Angry, slowly her temper lowered. But Happy continued BUGGING her.

THE END

Happy: The wannabe RJ, who is just a step away from becoming a RJ. Enacted as a RJ very well, Googly never felt any doubt.

Googly: Old classmate of Happy, studying outside Kerala. As she is not used to listen to local Radio channels, it became a weak point to get fooled by Happy.

PKB: Happy's best friend and partner in crimes. At times Happy becomes the victim of PKB's crimes & at rare occasions viceversa also happens.

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27th May 2009,

Attendence:

Anisha, Asha, Athira, Geena, Karthy, Indu, Parvathy, Poornima, Sheeba Shilpa, Simil, Sopia, Suttu, Ajit, Anish, Anuroop, Arun, Bhanujan, Emil, Giri, Neelasagar, Neeraj, Premnath, Sandeep, Sankar, Sreekant, Vyshak & Xavier.

28 people, 13 girls & 15 guys of the Old School meet together to reunite with their past. Saturday morning, a pleasant weekend, everything was going on normal in the Newly renovated Poojapoora park. As time flew, the silent breeze brought together the old buddies. Our 2nd School reunion, REUNION 2K9.

As i reached Poojapoora by 10:45, almost all had reached and already formed their small small groups & were scattered here & there. I was late as i had to pick up Giri from the construction site( He is currently working as a site-supervisor in a construction company). Slowly i stitched the groups into group, still girls were somewhere on the other side of the park. By the time girls joined in, we had our photo-session( Something which has become a part of such functions). Then we slowly moved towards the Mandhapam, the beauty conscious girls have already seeked shelter under the Mandhapam from the blistering rays of sun.

All had occupied the corners & were sharing the old memories & thier new life & blah blah... Amidst this chaos some were so freaked as all eyes in Poojapoora Mandhapam & pass-Byers were on us. Thanks to our Dear Principal KCM, for not allowing us to have our reunion inside school premises.

We had a hell lot of laugh, refreshing the old funny moments. Sun has reached on top of our heads & rats were running inside our stomach. So everyone started to gather in for the group photo. 2 hours flew so fast that we didnt notice the rats playing inside our tummy. Then we headed to ParkRajadhani for lunch. After lunch we guys headed towards Kovalam, had a nice time out there in the beach. The sun was setting & it was time for us "The Free Birds" to return to the nest. Again we part to meet Again. REUNION 2K9, turned out to be another GOLDEN DAY in our life.

Golden Quotes

Arun.R (Nickname: Bhandari) "Its been long since i had such a good laugh"

Vyshak.J (Nickname: Y2J) "I never got such a good class & friends like our old 10th B"
I too agree with that.

Xavier (Nickname: Kozhi) "It's great to meet the old friends"

I was touched & eyes were filled with tears when i went to drop Xavier at railway station. He was holding my hands & said.(This may sound Gayish lol...)

Xavier: "Da i dont feel like going back..."

Funny Moments:

Emil using his brand new TIMER-CAMERA & also his foolish acts. He is still the innocent-funny chap.

Asha & Anuroop slipping down during the photo-session.

Anish getting kicked out of children's park.

Sandeep( Vatooli's ) funny, accidental tongue slips: Everdybody get ready, Nandan Chicken for Naadan Chicken. Trying his hand out in photography & much more...

Refreshing Old memories

Ajit proposing to Geena.

Me & Anuroop caught for laughing out loudly during Bio period for some slap-stick joke. Now only knew the Source of the Joke was Bhanujan. Had to stand the whole period, poor me...!!!

Ajit, Bhanujan & all getting caught for bunking school. & Much more...


There was hearty smile on the Faces of all the 28 people who turned up for the event.
Buhbye REUNION 2K9.

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First of all I want to ask you a question. Just think for 2 minutes & try to answer. If you can’t, then don’t worry, just carry on with reading.

So my question is what happens if there were no trees on planet earth?

This answer is not perfect. This may or may not happen. This is just an hypothesis made with the help of some scientific data.

Trees absorb carbon dioxide. So no trees means more and more carbon dioxide is loose in the air. More carbon dioxide means an increased greenhouse effect, which leads to global warming. Temperature may increase by many times. Take for the current situation, the temperature has risen to record heights, which has led people to confine to air-conditioned cubicles. So just imagine what will happen when there is few more rise in mercury level.

Rainforests cover only about 7 percent of the world's surface. However, within this 7 percent live almost half of all plant and animal species on earth. Some of these species only live in small specific areas. As the landscape changes, some plants and animals are simply unable to survive. Species from the tiniest flower to large orangutans will become extinct. So our future generations will be able to see these animals only through internet & other kinds of media’s… !!!

Absence of trees also affects indigenous people, both physically and culturally. Because many indigenous people actually have no legal rights to the land on which they live, governments that want to use the forest for profit can actually "evict" them. As these populations leave the rainforest, they also leave their culture behind.

If you think that you can adjust & get well with these miserables, then you are absolutely wrong.

No trees means no oxygen & more and more of carbon dioxide. Which means you are dead… !!!

If you think you can survive with the oxygen masks & other gadgets. Just think that you are not the only one strugglig to survive on earth. Within no time your artificial oxygen supply will also get finished.

So no trees means no humans…

Ok, now lets come back to normal. With the current rate of deforestration, the above mentioned state will be reached within no time. So its wise to act now itself.

Adopt a tree... Just like having a pet, grow a tree & take care of it.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.

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CAUTION: Try these experiments at your own risk.

Aim: To break the POT-BELLY.

Requirements: Control of your desires & emotions, Patience, Belief, Commitment, Sacrifices etc...

Theory:
Dieting is the practice of ingesting food in a regulated fashion to achieve or maintain a controlled weight.(Here)

Yoga is a way of life, an art of righteous living or an integrated system for the benefit of the body, mind and inner spirit.

Aerobics is a form of physical that combines rhythmic aerobic exercise with stretching routines with the goal of improving fitness.

Procedure: Wake up early in the morning, drink 2 glasses of water. Do all your morning business. Have a bath(Recommended to take bath in cold water). Find a place, which is clean & plenty of air circulation is available. Do some warming up for eyes, head, neck, shoulders, arms, wrists, abdomen, thighs & legs. Now do Sooryanamaskaram( The more you do, the more benefit you get). After that, Lie down for few minutes, till your breathe becomes normal( I bet you are gonna pant a lot). Now slowly get up & do some aerobics, this you can perform by watching it on the TV, select a channel according to your taste( Both Male & Female instructors are available). Follow the instructions carefully(dont get flattered by their slim body). Finally do some meditation (should not be performed without proper knowledge).

Now moving to eating habits, only handful of food should be taken( 1 handful per meal). Drink lots of water, no break time snacks, eat fuits, drink fruit Juices. Highly recommended to have Vegetarian food. Skipping meals is harmful. Always involve in physical movement of the body. Follow the above mentioned experiments daily, without skipping any of the procedures.

Precautions:There is chance of falling asleep while relaxing after Sooryanamaskaram. While watching the Aerobics in TV, please control your feeling & emotions. The dieting part is the toughest one, if this part is not performed correctly, the desired results may not be achieved.

Result: Come on guys!!! You can not get an result in 2-3 days. Let me perform the experiments without any deviation & distractions for some more days.

This incident happened 2 days back, i was getting ready to go for a party & something unusual caught my eyes. I was standing infront of the mirror & i happened to see MY POT-BELLY. Its growing in size day by day & it has reached a catastrophic size!!! For a minute i wondered is there a baby growing inside my tummy... lol.... Jokes apart, lets be serious. How did this happen, i need to find a solution to neutralize its growth & destroy it for once & for all.

Suddenly my GOOD sole & my BAD sole came out of me.

GOOD soul: Happy, just look at your menu for the past 2 months

Happy's Menu: Pastries, Softies, Cakes, Burgers, Chicken lollipops, Cheese, Butter, Shaawarma, Shaawai, Chicken, Mutton, pork, Pepsi-Coke, Kerala style full thaali meals( Daily from my home, since my study holidays), curd, lays, bingo, cutlets, samosas, peanuts...

GOOD soul: Oh my god!!! Enough Happy enough... dont continue... stop here

Happy: [Blush]

GOOD soul: Hey man is there a BPL family inside your tummy??? From what you have eaten for the past two months, a whole BPL family can be fed for 365 days...!!! Dude if you continue in this manner, you wont require a dinning table, you can place your plate on your TUMMY.

Bad soul: Look... Dont listen to him...

The GOOD soul took out the shot gun & shot at the BAD sole's forehead

GOOD soul: Bull's eye!!!

Happy: GOOD sole how can you do this???

GOOD soul: Only HEADS talk, not the TAIL.

Happy: So what do you want me to do now?

GOOD soul: You have to perform what i say. The path is not simple, but you must follow me. Will you?

Happy: Hmmm... first of all let me listen to what i have to perform, then i'll think about it.

Finally Happy decides to follow THE GOOD soul. Leading to the commencement of EXPERIMENT NO: 100001

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This poem is dedicated to all the lovers in the world.


"We were walking along
the lonely road.
The orange maple leaves
were frolicking in the breeze.
The dark clouds
alighted the reddish skies.
The first drop of rain
fell across her face &
Lightened the joy in her.

The scent of soil
diffused fast into the air.
Little creatures sprout out
from their natives,
to celebrate the rain.

She was dancing with delight
Drenched in rain,
Rain drops dripping
From her hair,
she looked damsel.
I ran to the bushes,
came with a bunch of
wild yellow flowers.
I felt this THE MOMENT,
The GOD has orchestrated.
The words came...
Will you be mine forever...???

She took the flowers,
The eyes became moistened,
Tears flowed across
her smiling face.
She walked away saying nothing..."

What is love???
Its something very sacred & precious. More over its something very complicated to explain or define. But sometimes people misinterpret love, they come out with there own definitions of love. Some people say " I failed in love", i say its pure rubbish. Love never fails or make you fail, if so then its not love. I want to say more, but i am winding up.

So give more & more love...

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The world is advancing so much with science & technology, that we cant differentiate between the real & the virtual. Here's some illustrations of Real & Bogus.

Which one is better, real or the Bogus one? Viewers please leave your comments when you visit this post.

Bogus: Mr.Applause.B.S, The biggest Pig farmer of Vaatiyoorkaavu.

Real: Abhilash.B.S, a great Quizzer of CET, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Macho Paddy.

Real: Arjun Padmanabhan, one of my best friend, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Agent Aron.

Real: Arunshankar, S6 Industrial.


Bogus:Demo the caveman.

Real: Kiran Sasi, popularly known to CETIANS as Demo Sasi, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Aabhasan Pookri Thampuran.

Real: Jaikrishnan, Popularly Known as JK, The A.R.Rahman of CET, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Lankan Biker Sreebala Mendis.

Real: Kumar Vijay, my classmate, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Shabeeru Mudhallaali

Real: Shabeer, a very innocent friend of mine,S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Meenkaaran Mandeep

Real: Kiran.M, a member of The great Shoori family,S6 Mechanical.


Bogus:Octupia Namboo

Real: Namboothiri, very rarely seen in college, may be one of his leg's is stuck somewhere!!! S6 Industrial


Bogus: Baby Muunji

Real: Nithin, a padipist & a low profile classmate, S6 Mechanical


Bogus: Rockstar Pappan

Real: Anathapadmanabhan, popularly known as Pappan swami, S6 civil.


Bogus: Paul Moopan

Real: Paul, a good philosopher & an adviser, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Painter Akru

Real: Rahul Sanal, popularly known as Akru-mon, S6 Applied Electronics.


Bogus: Thimaan

Real: Rejeesh.V.R, popularly known as Thimaan, my classmate. S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Richumon

Real: Richard Babu, the guy who loves his bed very much. One of my best friend. One of the creator of OSTINATO. S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Manmaadhan.

Real: Robin, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Sailor Muthri

Real: Sreeram Moorthy, the Buji of my class, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Gym Aashaan

Real: Vyas, a good bugger, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Shank Irwin

Real: Sankar The Happynuts, One of the creator of OSTINATO.S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Spidey Sharon

Real: Sharon Prasad, the creator of all the above morphed photos, S6 Mechanical.

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A pleasant evening, a slight drizzle & lots of traffic along the By-pass road. We, the 11 roadies were heading to Aazhimaala beach, 7kms from Kovalam. By the time we reached the beach, the Sun had cleared the dark clouds from the sky. We climbed over the rocks & were searching for a nice beach to jump into the sea. After moving for about half a km, we found a nice beach.

Then there was no snailing around, everyone threw their dresses on to the beach & ran towards the sea. At first everyone were bit hesitant to venture deep & also the sea water was cold. As time flew people were hesitant to come closer to shore. Had a gala time playing in the waters. We encountered many big tides that came without any prior notice.

I got tired after playing in the waters for about a hour. I Was drying myself, then i saw Paul & Harikri digging the sand searching something. After drying, i walked towards them to know what they were searching. To my surprise they were making sand castle, then without any thinking i also joined them. But i thought of making my own castle. All others were still playing in the waters. I went for some what different structure than the usual conical castles. I decorated them with the sea-shells & about 30 mins later construction of my castle was over.
By this time all others were on the shore & were judging & commenting about our works. After giving a final touch, i stood up & had a look from a distance.

Some kind of feeling suddenly plagued into my mind. Some questions arouse in my mind: When was the last time i made a sand castle??? I think its been long!!! Oh my god!!! When i was child, i used to go to beach very ofter with my family & cousins and we used to have a great time. When was the last time i enjoyed the seas??? But now...!!!

Now the readers reaction to the above para will be: Gone are those days.

I would say a BIG NO. Its we who control our happiness & emotions. If you want to play like a 4 year old kid, just do it. Dont bother about what others would think about you. Its our life...
After all life is everything between a BREATHE-In & BREATHE-Out.

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A few snaps taken by me on my way to Family temple...

Goddess Sisters

The goddess

The mysterious tree

The Poverty

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26th Jan 2009, Karnataka police arrested 17 Shri Rama sena members in connection with attacking a pub & assaulting girls.The founder of the Shri Rama Sena, Pramod Muthalik however justified the actions of the activists while saying that they were trying to protect the women against immoral activities.

Similar attack on 31st jan 2009. Now Pramod Muthalik comes to centre stage justifying their action by stating that this was a spontaneous reaction against those girls who flouted the traditional Indian norms and levels of decency.

Feb 5th 2009, Unfazed by the outrage over its attack on a Mangalore pub, the self-styled moral brigade of the Sri Ram Sena on Thursday threatened to forcibly "marry off" couples dating in public on Valentine's Day. (Thank god!!! There wasnt any Rama Sena Marriage Bureau down here in TVM). Muthalik said that his activists would hold protests at hotels, hostels and colleges where Valentine's Day celebrations are held.

GET MARRIED FREE OF COST
Muthalik announced that he had formed five teams to go around the Bangalore city on Valentine's Day. The team members would have a video camera and also a turmeric stub. If the team member finds anyone dating, they will force them to get married . They will take the couple to the sub-registrar's office and the marriage will be solemnized.

Muthalik doesnt stop here, he termed Valentine's Day as anti-Indian culture. The Shri Ram Sena has also submitted a memorandum to the Bengalore city police commissioner in which they have sought help to ban Valentines Day.

IT'S Time for some action
Pink chaddhi campaign Campaign kicked off on 5 February 2009 to oppose the Sri Ram Sena. Most women in this country have enough curbs on their lives without a whole new franchise cashing in with their bully-boy tactics. Of course, a lot of men have joined the group as well.

Here is what they did as part of Pink Chaddhi campaign.

Action No.1
They planned to send some love to Shri Rama sena. They send them a lots of PINK CHADDIS.

Action No.2
They spread this meassage to maximum people possible, through media, face book & all kinds of sources.

Action No.3
On Valentine’s Day they did a Pub Bharo action. They asked all the people who are part of this campign to go to pub, even if they are not a pub-goer & to raise a toast (it can be juice) to Indian women. Take a photo or video, put it together and send this as well to the Sri Ram Sena.

Some more info, This campaign has not gone of to a DORMANT stage. They are getting more & more active. To know more log on to http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com/. Dont keep mum lets act now or people like Muthalik will do some bloody stuffs in the name of culture, religion, community etc.

Come on guys lets join PINK CHADDI CAMPAIGN.

One more question before you leave.

Isn't beating up women, AGAINST INDIAN CULTURE???

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Operation code name: Golden Arrow

Men on Mission: Happy Nuts as THE CUPID
: Rockstar as THE PRINCE OF HEARTS

Mission day: Feb 14th the Valentine's day
Mission: To unite the Romeo & Juliet ( Due to security reasons real names have been censored)

Romeo: The close friend of Happy nuts & Rockstar.
Juliet: A good friend of Happy nuts & Sister-like for Rockstar.

History:

Romeo was in madly in love with Juliet. He did all kinds of stuffs to get her love. Within a few months they became lovers. They lived happily for next one & half years. After that both got separated as they went in different directions to pursue their dreams. Had no contact with each other. Romeo got worried & thought that she had forgotten him & gone forever. After about one year they meet and just like Karan Johar film, a colorful climax.

No guys, its not the end of the story. It was not a colorful climax, just their reunion was a colorful one. Infact interval just started. So lets get back to second half, they continued their love life. Both at different places in the map. Slowly the Romeo starts to feel that this relationship is not gone have a HAPPY ENDING, so why waste the time. He starts acting strange, their relationship starts getting worse. Here comes the entry of Ms.Flirty, the classmate of Romeo. Romeo & Ms.Flirty became very close FRIENDS. The Juliet starts suspecting Romeo. Romeo makes use of this suspicion to get rid of Juliet. But the Juliet's love was true, she never hated him. But she never lost her hope, she tried to persuade him again & again. As the days passed, situation got worsen & Romeo declared that " We are breaking up, you are on your own now, live a happy life". The Juliet was heart broken...

Mission Golden Arrow:
Heart broken Juliet seeks the help of the Romeo's friends Happy-nuts & Rockstar to persuade Romeo & to mend their broken relationship. After a few thinking & calculations Happy-Nuts comes out with a plan. They made all the arrangements & managed to make Romeo believe a lie.

Lie: Happy is going out for lunch with a special person & asks Romeo and Rockstar to accompany him. Romeo thinks Happy-Nuts has found a girl friend & he is going with her. As the Rockstar acted well, Romeo had no room for suspicion.

The V-Day or The D-Day:
After a lots of tension, heart beats & nail bitting. Both Romeo & Juliet see each other eye to eye. Romeo turns to Happy-nuts & Rockstar. His face was really red, reddish eyes & he was really angry with both Happy-Nuts & Rockstar for lying to him. After the second's needle made a few circles & few PJ's from Rockstar, the Romeo comes to stable state. Finally, both Romeo & Juliet starts to talk after a long silence. In the mean time Rockstar & Happynuts were having a nice lunch & were examining the beautiful girls sitting around in the Restaurant. After lunch, when Romeo went to wash, Happynuts & Rockstar enquired Juliet about the current stand of Romeo. She replied with a sigh, no change.

After lunch all proceeded to the Valley of Love, where Juliet's friends & Rockstar tried their best to persuade THE STONE HEARTED Romeo. But no use, finally Juliet returned to her kingdom, with a heavy heart. On the other side, Romeo had no feelings or was he hiding all his feelings???

Mission Status: Failed

Will they unite again??? Lets hope for the best.
Anyways Happy valentine's day to all...

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