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Experiment No 100001: Vanishing The POT

Posted by happynuts on 10:49 AM in ,
CAUTION: Try these experiments at your own risk.

Aim: To break the POT-BELLY.

Requirements: Control of your desires & emotions, Patience, Belief, Commitment, Sacrifices etc...

Theory:
Dieting is the practice of ingesting food in a regulated fashion to achieve or maintain a controlled weight.(Here)

Yoga is a way of life, an art of righteous living or an integrated system for the benefit of the body, mind and inner spirit.

Aerobics is a form of physical that combines rhythmic aerobic exercise with stretching routines with the goal of improving fitness.

Procedure: Wake up early in the morning, drink 2 glasses of water. Do all your morning business. Have a bath(Recommended to take bath in cold water). Find a place, which is clean & plenty of air circulation is available. Do some warming up for eyes, head, neck, shoulders, arms, wrists, abdomen, thighs & legs. Now do Sooryanamaskaram( The more you do, the more benefit you get). After that, Lie down for few minutes, till your breathe becomes normal( I bet you are gonna pant a lot). Now slowly get up & do some aerobics, this you can perform by watching it on the TV, select a channel according to your taste( Both Male & Female instructors are available). Follow the instructions carefully(dont get flattered by their slim body). Finally do some meditation (should not be performed without proper knowledge).

Now moving to eating habits, only handful of food should be taken( 1 handful per meal). Drink lots of water, no break time snacks, eat fuits, drink fruit Juices. Highly recommended to have Vegetarian food. Skipping meals is harmful. Always involve in physical movement of the body. Follow the above mentioned experiments daily, without skipping any of the procedures.

Precautions:There is chance of falling asleep while relaxing after Sooryanamaskaram. While watching the Aerobics in TV, please control your feeling & emotions. The dieting part is the toughest one, if this part is not performed correctly, the desired results may not be achieved.

Result: Come on guys!!! You can not get an result in 2-3 days. Let me perform the experiments without any deviation & distractions for some more days.

This incident happened 2 days back, i was getting ready to go for a party & something unusual caught my eyes. I was standing infront of the mirror & i happened to see MY POT-BELLY. Its growing in size day by day & it has reached a catastrophic size!!! For a minute i wondered is there a baby growing inside my tummy... lol.... Jokes apart, lets be serious. How did this happen, i need to find a solution to neutralize its growth & destroy it for once & for all.

Suddenly my GOOD sole & my BAD sole came out of me.

GOOD soul: Happy, just look at your menu for the past 2 months

Happy's Menu: Pastries, Softies, Cakes, Burgers, Chicken lollipops, Cheese, Butter, Shaawarma, Shaawai, Chicken, Mutton, pork, Pepsi-Coke, Kerala style full thaali meals( Daily from my home, since my study holidays), curd, lays, bingo, cutlets, samosas, peanuts...

GOOD soul: Oh my god!!! Enough Happy enough... dont continue... stop here

Happy: [Blush]

GOOD soul: Hey man is there a BPL family inside your tummy??? From what you have eaten for the past two months, a whole BPL family can be fed for 365 days...!!! Dude if you continue in this manner, you wont require a dinning table, you can place your plate on your TUMMY.

Bad soul: Look... Dont listen to him...

The GOOD soul took out the shot gun & shot at the BAD sole's forehead

GOOD soul
: Bull's eye!!!

Happy: GOOD sole how can you do this???

GOOD soul: Only HEADS talk, not the TAIL.

Happy: So what do you want me to do now?

GOOD soul: You have to perform what i say. The path is not simple, but you must follow me. Will you?

Happy: Hmmm... first of all let me listen to what i have to perform, then i'll think about it.

Finally Happy decides to follow THE GOOD soul. Leading to the commencement of EXPERIMENT NO: 100001



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Love...

Posted by happynuts on 10:13 PM in ,
This poem is dedicated to all the lovers in the world.


"We were walking along
the lonely road.
The orange maple leaves
were frolicking in the breeze.
The dark clouds
alighted the red
dish skies.
The first drop of rain
fell across her face &
Lightened the joy in her.

The scent of soil
diffused fast into the air.
Little creatures sprout out
from their natives,
to celebrate the rain.

She was dancing with delight
Drenched in rain,
Rain drops dripping
From her hair,
she looked damsel.
I ran to the bushes,
came with a bunch of
wild yellow flowers.
I felt this THE MOMENT,
The GOD has orchestrated.
The words came...
Will you be mine forever...???

She took the flowers,
The eyes became moistened,
Tears flowed across
her smiling face.
She walked away saying nothing..."


What is love???
Its something very sacred & precious. More over its something very complicated to explain or define. But sometimes people misinterpret love, they come out with there own definitions of love. Some people say " I failed in love", i say its pure rubbish. Love never fails or make you fail, if so then its not love. I want to say more, but i am winding up.

So give more & more love...

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Bogus or Real?

Posted by happynuts on 6:30 PM in ,
The world is advancing so much with science & technology, that we cant differentiate between the real & the virtual. Here's some illustrations of Real & Bogus.

Which one is better, real or the Bogus one? Viewers please leave your comments when you visit this post.

Bogus: Mr.Applause.B.S, The biggest Pig farmer of Vaatiyoorkaavu.

Real: Abhilash.B.S, a great Quizzer of CET, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Macho Paddy.

Real: Arjun Padmanabhan, one of my best friend, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Agent Aron.

Real: Arunshankar, S6 Industrial.


Bogus:Demo the caveman.

Real: Kiran Sasi, popularly known to CETIANS as Demo Sasi, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Aabhasan Pookri Thampuran.

Real: Jaikrishnan, Popularly Known as JK, The A.R.Rahman of CET, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Lankan Biker Sreebala Mendis.

Real: Kumar Vijay, my classmate, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Shabeeru Mudhallaali

Real: Shabeer, a very innocent friend of mine,S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Meenkaaran Mandeep


Real: Kiran.M, a member of The great Shoori family,S6 Mechanical.


Bogus:Octupia Namboo

Real: Namboothiri, very rarely seen in college, may be one of his leg's is stuck somewhere!!! S6 Industrial


Bogus: Baby Muunji

Real: Nithin, a padipist & a low profile classmate, S6 Mechanical


Bogus: Rockstar Pappan


Real: Anathapadmanabhan, popularly known as Pappan swami, S6 civil.


Bogus: Paul Moopan

Real: Paul, a good philosopher & an adviser, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Painter Akru

Real: Rahul Sanal, popularly known as Akru-mon, S6 Applied Electronics.


Bogus: Thimaan


Real: Rejeesh.V.R, popularly known as Thimaan, my classmate. S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Richumon


Real: Richard Babu, the guy who loves his bed very much. One of my best friend. One of the creator of OSTINATO. S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Manmaadhan.


Real: Robin, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Sailor Muthri


Real: Sreeram Moorthy, the Buji of my class, S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Gym Aashaan

Real: Vyas, a good bugger, S6 Industrial.


Bogus: Shank Irwin


Real: Sankar The Happynuts, One of the creator of OSTINATO.S6 Mechanical.


Bogus: Spidey Sharon


Real: Sharon Prasad, the creator of all the above morphed photos, S6 Mechanical.






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Sand Castle

Posted by happynuts on 10:14 AM in ,
A pleasant evening, a slight drizzle & lots of traffic along the By-pass road. We, the 11 roadies were heading to Aazhimaala beach, 7kms from Kovalam. By the time we reached the beach, the Sun had cleared the dark clouds from the sky. We climbed over the rocks & were searching for a nice beach to jump into the sea. After moving for about half a km, we found a nice beach.

Then there was no snailing around, everyone threw their dresses on to the beach & ran towards the sea. At first everyone were bit hesitant to venture deep & also the sea water was cold. As time flew people were hesitant to come closer to shore. Had a gala time playing in the waters. We encountered many big tides that came without any prior notice.

I got tired after playing in the waters for about a hour. I Was drying myself, then i saw Paul & Harikri digging the sand searching something. After drying, i walked towards them to know what they were searching. To my surprise they were making sand castle, then without any thinking i also joined them. But i thought of making my own castle. All others were still playing in the waters. I went for some what different structure than the usual conical castles. I decorated them with the sea-shells & about 30 mins later construction of my castle was over.
By this time all others were on the shore & were judging & commenting about our works. After giving a final touch, i stood up & had a look from a distance.

Some kind of feeling suddenly plagued into my mind. Some questions arouse in my mind: When was the last time i made a sand castle??? I think its been long!!! Oh my god!!! When i was child, i used to go to beach very ofter with my family & cousins and we used to have a great time. When was the last time i enjoyed the seas??? But now...!!!

Now the readers reaction to the above para will be: Gone are those days.

I would say a BIG NO. Its we who control our happiness & emotions. If you want to play like a 4 year old kid, just do it. Dont bother about what others would think about you. Its our life...
After all life is everything between a BREATHE-In & BREATHE-Out.

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Click

Posted by happynuts on 12:13 PM in
A few snaps taken by me on my way to Family temple...



Goddess Sisters

The goddess
The mysterious tree

The Poverty



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Think Pink

Posted by happynuts on 11:43 AM in
26th Jan 2009, Karnataka police arrested 17 Shri Rama sena members in connection with attacking a pub & assaulting girls.The founder of the Shri Rama Sena, Pramod Muthalik however justified the actions of the activists while saying that they were trying to protect the women against immoral activities.

Similar attack on 31st jan 2009. Now Pramod Muthalik comes to centre stage justifying their action
by stating that this was a spontaneous reaction against those girls who flouted the traditional Indian norms and levels of decency.

Feb 5th 2009, Unfazed by the outrage over its attack on a Mangalore pub, the self-styled moral brigade of the Sri Ram Sena on Thursday threatened to forcibly "marry off" couples dating in public on Valentine's Day. (Thank god!!! There wasnt any Rama Sena Marriage Bureau down here in TVM). Muthalik said that his activists would hold protests at hotels, hostels and colleges where Valentine's Day celebrations are held.

GET MARRIED FREE OF COST
Muthalik announced that he had formed five teams to go around the Bangalore city on Valentine's Day. The team members would have a video camera and also a turmeric stub. If the team member finds anyone dating, they will force them to get married . They will take the couple to the sub-registrar's office and the marriage will be solemnized.

Muthalik doesnt stop here, he termed Valentine's Day as anti-Indian culture. The Shri Ram Sena has also submitted a memorandum to the Bengalore city police commissioner in which they have sought help to ban Valentines Day.

IT'S Time for some action
Pink chaddhi campaign Campaign kicked off on 5 February 2009 to oppose the Sri Ram Sena. Most women in this country have enough curbs on their lives without a whole new franchise cashing in with their bully-boy tactics. Of course, a lot of men have joined the group as well.

Here is what they did as part of Pink Chaddhi campaign.

Action No.1
They planned to send some love to Shri Rama sena. They send them a lots of PINK CHADDIS.

Action No.2
They spread this meassage to maximum people possible, through media, face book & all kinds of sources.

Action No.3
On Valentine’s Day they did a Pub Bharo action. They asked all the people who are part of this campign to go to pub, even if they are not a pub-goer & to raise a toast (it can be juice) to Indian women. Take a photo or video, put it together and send this as well to the Sri Ram Sena.

Some more info, This campaign has not gone of to a DORMANT stage. They are getting more & more active. To know more log on to http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com/. Dont keep mum lets act now or people like Muthalik will do some bloody stuffs in the name of culture, religion, community etc.

Come on guys lets join PINK CHADDI CAMPAIGN.

One more question before you leave.

Isn't beating up women, AGAINST INDIAN CULTURE???


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Happy Nuts the Cupid

Posted by happynuts on 5:23 PM in ,
Operation code name: Golden Arrow

Men on Mission
: Happy Nuts as THE CUPID
: Rockstar as THE PRINCE OF HEARTS

Mission day
: Feb 14th the Valentine's day
Mission: To unite the Romeo & Juliet ( Due to security reasons real names have been censored)

Romeo: The close friend of Happy nuts & Rockstar.
Juliet: A good friend of Happy nuts & Sister-like for Rockstar.

History:
Romeo was in madly in love with Juliet. He did all kinds of stuffs to get her love. Within a few months they became lovers. They lived happily for next one & half years. After that both got separated as they went in different directions to pursue their dreams. Had no contact with each other. Romeo got worried & thought that she had forgotten him & gone forever. After about one year they meet and just like Karan Johar film, a colorful climax.

No guys, its not the end of the story. It was not a colorful climax, just their reunion was a colorful one. Infact interval just started. So lets get back to second half, they continued their love life. Both at different places in the map. Slowly the Romeo starts to feel that this relationship is not gone have a HAPPY ENDING, so why waste the time. He starts acting strange, their relationship starts getting worse. Here comes the entry of Ms.Flirty, the classmate of Romeo. Romeo & Ms.Flirty became very close FRIENDS. The Juliet starts suspecting Romeo. Romeo makes use of this suspicion to get rid of Juliet. But the Juliet's love was true, she never hated him. But she never lost her hope, she tried to persuade him again & again. As the days passed, situation got worsen & Romeo declared that " We are breaking up, you are on your own now, live a happy life". The Juliet was heart broken...

Mission Golden Arrow:
Heart broken Juliet seeks the help of the Romeo's friends Happy-nuts & Rockstar to persuade Romeo & to mend their broken relationship. After a few thinking & calculations Happy-Nuts comes out with a plan. They made all the arrangements & managed to make Romeo believe a lie.

Lie: Happy is going out for lunch with a special person & asks Romeo and Rockstar to accompany him. Romeo thinks Happy-Nuts has found a girl friend & he is going with her. As the Rockstar acted well, Romeo had no room for suspicion.

The V-Day or The D-Day:
After a lots of tension, heart beats & nail bitting. Both Romeo & Juliet see each other eye to eye. Romeo turns to Happy-nuts & Rockstar. His face was really red, reddish eyes & he was really angry with both Happy-Nuts & Rockstar for lying to him. After the second's needle made a few circles & few PJ's from Rockstar, the Romeo comes to stable state. Finally, both Romeo & Juliet starts to talk after a long silence. In the mean time Rockstar & Happynuts were having a nice lunch & were examining the beautiful girls sitting around in the Restaurant. After lunch, when Romeo went to wash, Happynuts & Rockstar enquired Juliet about the current stand of Romeo. She replied with a sigh, no change.

After lunch all proceeded to the Valley of Love, where Juliet's friends & Rockstar tried their best to persuade THE STONE HEARTED Romeo. But no use, finally Juliet returned to her kingdom, with a heavy heart. On the other side, Romeo had no feelings or was he hiding all his feelings???

Mission Status: Failed

Will they unite again??? Lets hope for the best.
Anyways Happy valentine's day to all...

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Believe it or not... !!!

Posted by happynuts on 6:40 PM in ,

This picture was taken on 1st feb from Sooryakanthi ground, Kannakunhnu, Trivandrum. Rock concert of the budding band of Art of living org, Rock 'N' Soul. If you have a close look at the picture( It is advisable to click the pic to get an enlarge view) you can see some white circles.
These white circles are not any work of photo editing or due to any lighting effects.

This is an extraordinary unnatural phenomenon, even science & technology can give an explanation. Its just a miracle...


"This is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. So many people wanted to believe me! Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!"

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Broken promise

Posted by happynuts on 8:37 AM in , ,

The sun was setting at the east
& the sky was red.
She was playing with the misty waves,
she the the reincarnation of sea god,
My lady love.
I called her back, i wanted to gift her something.
She came running to me.
I held out an exquisite sea shell to her,
a wide smile seemed between her dimpled cheeks.
She held it close to her heart.
Then came those beautiful words from my heart,
I said I love her.

Then I walked towards the beach,
she came from back
& asked to hold her firmly.
I felt she wanted to tell something.
I bowed down,
she whispered in my ears not to leave her ever.
I promised...
the silent sea & the setting sun witnessed it.
She was firmly holding my hands,
her golden hairs were dancing to breeze.
I kissed her chubby cheeks.
A gleam of love sparkled in her brown eyes...

Then came the evil tide,
he came from nowhere
& nabbed her from me.
I was firmly holding her hand.
My eyes met hers,
they were alluding my promise.
I fought with the evil
to rescue my lady love.
But the callous tide triumphed...

I was left alone in the blue sea with a guilty heart.
Now i walk alone
haunted by my broken promise
I walk alone...

-H@pPy NuTs

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Make a difference

Posted by happynuts on 11:13 AM in ,
18th Jan 2009, day started normal. Sun rised from east, birds were chirping, suprabhatam was being played in some near by temple & i woke up at 5:45 am. Got ready & reached ashram by 7.

As usual Sreelal chettan was the first to reach & as usual was yelling i reached here by 6, i m coming 30 kms away, but those who are staying near by are the ones who always come late & blah blah... within another 20 mins alomst everyone reached & we headed to Eashwara vilasom(Its the residents colony in Vazhuthacaud, Trivandrum). We had a warm welcome by the executive committee of Eashwara vilasom residents association(EVRA). We waited for few others from our side & for the councilor in the meeting room/library, a car shed was converted for this purpose.

7:45 am the councilor inaugurated the function, our mission to clean the lanes of the largest residents association of tvm, comprising of 560+ houses & an awareness campaign. We entered the lanes equipped with broomsticks, pick-axes etc. We started cleaning the lanes, even the executive members were involved. We had a good back-up & motivation from colonel uncle. We started cleaning the lane no.19, just opposite Azad bakery. BY 8:30 we had our breakfast call.

We had nice idli-sambar-vada. After that we proceeded to lane no.18 & so on.
The executive members escorted us to everywhere, they made all the arrangements so that we got timely refreshments. We had good entertainment at times by Pru's PJ's, Roshan chethan's jokes & Visakh's mandhataram's which should be specially mentioned. Two other special members of EVRA who lend there helping hands were Meghna, colonel uncle's grand daughter, the beautiful young, naughty girl who followed us everywhere & did her best to help us. Second person is the Flirty president of EVRA, we had to suffer to his PJ's also...!!!

By around noon, the Asianet cable vision(ACV) news channel came for the coverage of our cleaning drive. All those who were lazying around till them, became very spontaneous & were not moving away from the camera(Lol... i m not gonna mention the names...;)). Then we had a small break at colonel uncle' house, spend some time talking & sharing his experiences & all. After that we continued our work. By around 2 we had cleaned each & every lane of EVRA. All were really tired & exhausted after the day's hard work, but all were content from what they have done.

After that we returned to ashram & proceeded to their respective places carrying a feeling, thats definitely hard to explain. Winners dont do different things, they do things differently.

Jai Guru Dev

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